Who takes a break to eat a spoonful of peanut butter between putting on her pants and shirt?
Who forgets a packet of papers on a teacher’s desk 4km away and doesn't realize it until she gets to the next school office?
Who prefers to eat in bed no matter how many chairs and tables are available?
Who blasts Primus and Brazilian Girls for her pious neighbors to hear?
Who can tell just by looking at a cow that she is pregnant?
Who forgets she is wearing a sports bra for three days?
Who can knock a drunken Kenyan on his ass when he tries to kiss her?
Who falls in mud puddles while in-texticated?
Who prefers to sleep on a cold floor instead of a crowded bed?
Who researches obscure African diseases as a hobby?
Who cooks beans for three days?
Who can loose a Nalgene water bottle in two weeks but hold on to a cheap plastic one for months until she has to throw it away because it is molding?
Who has had the same mud stain on her foot since Monday?
Who washes her clothes when she knows its going to rain so she doesn’t have to do that good of a job rinsing it?
This Girl.
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