Be Gentle

If a Kenyan is talking on a microphone
He is going to talk for hours

If a Kenyan talks for hours
You will be sharing one chair with two other people

If you are sharing one chair with two other people
Someone is going to touch your hair

If a stranger touches your hair
All the children in the area will surrond you

If you are surrounded by 60 kids
You are going to have a mild anxiety attack

If you are having an anxiety attack
The children will ask you to sing for them

If you have to sing for the children
You will forget the words to "She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain" after two verses.

If you forget the words to your song
You will try and recover by shaking everyones' hand

If you shake everyone's hand
You will go home and scub them until they almost bleed

If your hands are almost bleeding
Then you will really know you are in Kenya