Sylvester Talons

T: Look at your feet. Are these toes or talons?
J: They're stalons.
T: You mean talons.
J: No it's stalons.
T: Its talons. Iwona, is it talons or stalons?
Me: Its definitely talons. You mean like birds' feet? Yeah, talons.
T: See its talons.
J: OH, I was thinking Sylvester Stalons.
Me: Exactly.

Side note: Today I was crammed on a matatu so tightly that the heavy set woman next to me left her pit stain on my shoulder.